Teachable Moments

A straight girl just wandered in, picked up a pair of briefs and asked, “Is this a banana hammock?” And then another straight girl dragged her out of the shop while she screamed, “BUT I WANT TO LEARN…”

I hope she comes back. I have so many lessons to bestow upon her.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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