Get ’em Young, Raise ’em Right

Straight girl with boyfriend in tow: “Hello! We’re from the Woodlands. I have two dads, and they said I could go anywhere except Ripcord, so we came here.”

In lieu of my standard, apoplectic rant about hetero privilege, I’m just going to high-five this chick and sell her some leather. (Sorry, dads! PS: Your daughter is awesome.)

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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