I Need a Sorting Hat and a Meeting

Customer: “I love your pendant!”

Me: “Thanks!”

Customer: “DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!”

Me: “…Oh.”

Customer: “Which house are you?”

Me: “Um, this is actually a recovery symbol…”

Customer: [angrily] “Well I know that. But it looks like Harry Potter.”

Note to self: Just say Hufflepuff next time.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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