Rang Up

Straight girl 1: “What is that?”

Straight girl 2: “Is it a bracelet?”

Straight girl 3: “I can’t get my hand through it…”

Me: “That’s a cock ring.”

Straight girl 2: “But… but it’s so big.”

Me: Well, some guys need them to be that big.”

Straight girl 1: “Will you put it on and show us how it works?”

Me: “Seriously?”

Straight girl 1: “Yes.”

Me: “No.”

Straight girl 1: [defiant smirk]


Straight girl 1: “…”

And then they scurried out of the store like terrified little bunnies. Go figger.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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