A Residential District by Any Other Name

Customer: “So… you’re the Montrose Forge.”

Me: “Yep!”

Customer: “Are you the Montrose Forge because this is the Montrose area, or…”

Me: “…”

Customer: “…”

Me: “…”

Customer: “…?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “…”

Me: “…”

Customer: “Oh.”

Did you know there was a hard rock band in the early 70s called Montrose? Well, I do now, because I spent the evening googling what the fuck else we could be named after.

Possibilities include a county seat in Colorado and a harbor in Chicago.

My money’s on the harbor.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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