I just received a marketing pitch from a company promoting a new brand of “artisanal, small-batch poppers.”
While I will admit that hipsters have the same right to enjoyable butt stuff as anyone else (if only because it prevents them from spawning more hipsters), the first customer to request craft lube is getting punched in the face.
Is Houston as infested as Austin with hipsters? I thought we had the Texas market cornered.
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We’re not fully infested, although the do seem to be reproducing at an alarming rate.
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It’s because they’re using products like this: https://www.buzzfeed.com/anthonyrivas/lets-talk-about-this-sticker-for-your-dick?utm_term=.tjxnJqQOz#.qqkjMKgDB
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