Customer: “I’d like to purchase a bottle of [looks both ways, makes exaggerated air quotes] ‘NAIL POLISH REMOVER,’ please.” [wide grin]
I can never tell whether they’re trying to be sarcastic or helpful.
Pop Goes the Pretense
Customer: “I’d like to purchase a bottle of [looks both ways, makes exaggerated air quotes] ‘NAIL POLISH REMOVER,’ please.” [wide grin]
I can never tell whether they’re trying to be sarcastic or helpful.
Marjorie's Forgeries 
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