Know Thyself. Clock Starts Now.

Me: “Hi, I’m here to pick up a prescription.”

Pharmacist: [looking at computer screen] Sure! What’s your birth date?

Me: “September 18.”

Pharmacist: [still looking at screen] “Okay… and Thomas, what’s your first name?”

Me: “Um… it’s Thomas.”

Pharmacist: “Great! I have one prescription ready for you.”

I’m glad said scrip was for my anti-anxiety meds, because that totally felt like a trap.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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