Ursus Interruptus

So the owners of the Forge made a big effing deal about no sex in the store, and yet I walked into work today to find this:


Because rules apparently don’t apply to collectible children’s toys from the 90s. Typical.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

One thought on “Ursus Interruptus”

  1. I used to do this with my stuffed animals in my college door. I specifically left it to titillate unexpected guests, since my isolated college campus had no locks on any dormitory doors. It was one way I knew the Resident counselor had been in, because he would always separate them.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: