Everything Must Not Go

Customer: “How much is the skull?”

Me: “I’m afraid the skull is not for sale. It’s just for display.”

Customer: “Well, it should be on markdown, because it’s shrunken.”

Me: “It’s… still not for sale.”

If they have to ask, they can’t afford me.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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