[Ed. Note: I’d ordered dinner from my favorite Lebanese place and was chowing down on a delicious fattoush salad when this customer came in.]
Customer: “May I try some things on?”
Me: “Of course.”
Customer: “IN FRONT OF YOUR SALAD?!”
ME: “WELL PLAYED!!”
And then he bought the pink and/or coral harness. It was pretty much the best evening ever.
Marjorie's Forgeries 
why does every ignore the soups feelings though?
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I don’t know how the fuck I missed “IN FRONT OF MY SALAD” for so long, but thank you for bringing that to my attention. It would have been a travesty if I had gone through the rest of my life not knowing that was out there.
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