Customer 1: [brandishing a Nasty Pig baseball cap featuring their iconic snout logo] “You need this.”
Customer 2: [pointing at said logo accusingly] “No! I know what that means.”
Customer 1: “Oh, really? What does it mean?”
Customer 2: “I don’t have to tell you.”
Customer 1: “No, tell me. What does it mean?”
Customer 2: “You know what it means, and I’m not going to wear it.”
Customer 1: [to me] “Children these days. How are we supposed to educate them?”
I didn’t have the heart to tell them that wearing a Nasty Pig baseball cap means, “I’m wearing a Nasty Pig baseball cap.” I mean, I guess you could go all hanky code with the color choices, but otherwise, the only message you’re sending is “I bought a gay hat.”
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Well, now I’m curious what they think it means!
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I didn’t want to ask out of fear of looking ignorant. Lots of irony going on here.
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you mean nasty pig clothing doesn’t mean you’re a slut with no boundaries so people can freely molest you etc..? But isn’t that what they are trying to sell?
(this is loaded with sarcasm by the way)
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