Say It With Covers

Nasty-Pig-Reflector-Logo-Snapback-8132-Black-F__07970.1506031726.500.750Customer 1: [brandishing a Nasty Pig baseball cap featuring their iconic snout logo] “You need this.”

Customer 2: [pointing at said logo accusingly] “No! I know what that means.”

Customer 1: “Oh, really? What does it mean?”

Customer 2: “I don’t have to tell you.”

Customer 1: “No, tell me. What does it mean?”

Customer 2: “You know what it means, and I’m not going to wear it.”

Customer 1: [to me] “Children these days. How are we supposed to educate them?”

I didn’t have the heart to tell them that wearing a Nasty Pig baseball cap means, “I’m wearing a Nasty Pig baseball cap.” I mean, I guess you could go all hanky code with the color choices, but otherwise, the only message you’re sending is “I bought a gay hat.”

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

6 thoughts on “Say It With Covers”

  1. you mean nasty pig clothing doesn’t mean you’re a slut with no boundaries so people can freely molest you etc..? But isn’t that what they are trying to sell?
    (this is loaded with sarcasm by the way)

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