ProTip: If your day job involves managing gated townhome communities, and a homeowner calls freaking out because there’s a dead cat in their retention pond, so your boss contacts an animal removal services but is then all, “$400 to get rid of a dead cat?!” the correct response is NOT “Seriously? Hell, I’d do it for $200.”
Apropos of nothing, but there’s a dead cat in my trunk.
probably not the first time…or the last
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I would do it for $50 and being allowed to keep the skeleton.
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I’ve never been more proud.
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