Customer: “I have a question for you.”
Me: “Yes?”
Customer: “So, I’m black, right? And you know how there are different colors of harnesses, and camouflage harnesses and whatever? Well, I’m, like, really black, and I want a kente cloth harness.”
Me: “OH, MY GOD. THAT WOULD BE EPIC.”
Customer: “I KNOW.”
Me: “One of our owners does a lot of custom work. Go into our main store during the week, and I’ll bet he’ll be able to figure something out for you.”
Customer: “Excellent!”
Me: “And you know what else? I’m Irish and Scottish. We should have him make a tartan harness too.”
Customer: “HOLY CRAP. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.”
Me: “WE’RE GOING TO OWN THE MOST MAGNIFICENT HARNESSES IN THE WORLD.”
Customer: “YES. WE. ARE.”
Poor Rok is going to have his work cut out for him, but he’ll totally thank me when the Forge becomes the new Benetton.
Marjorie's Forgeries 
I need a tie-dyed harness
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That could prolly be arranged.
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or maybe a galaxy harness, and possibly a unicorn harness
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Go with galaxy over unicorn. Far less common a theme.
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I WANT A CUPCAKE HARNESS. *looks down at giant tits* I don’t think standard fit/sizing will work for me, though. =/
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As the Gods are my witnesses, I will find you a cupcake harness.
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Yay! I love you! ❤
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