Faster Than a Speeding Jurat

My friend Paul: [to his husband, David] “Okay, so now that we’ve both signed the written instrument, all we have to do is to get it notarized, and then I can file the paperwork.”

David: “But where are we going to find a notary at this hour?”

Me: [bounding into the room] “I’M A NOTARY!”

Paul and David: “HOORAY!!!”

I have waited my entire adult life for this moment.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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