Double Entendre, Pursued by a Bear

Day Job Co-Worker: “Can you come to the kitchen for a minute? The Sparkletts guy just brought us a new water cooler, and he wants to show someone how to refill it.”

Me: “Okay.”

DJCW: “It’s a bottom loader.”

Me: [dies laughing]

Heavily Tattooed, Musclebound Sparkletts Guy: “Hey there.”

Me: “…”

And then he showed me how to refill the water cooler and left. Thanks for the unrealistic expectations, Adult Entertainment Industry.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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