[A telephone conversation between myself and Douglas.]
Me: “Argh. My ex-boyfriend keeps liking everything I post on Facebook.”
Douglas: “Why don’t you just block him?”
Me: “Because I need access to his timeline in case he posts something about his new boyfriend, so that I can get irrationally upset about it.”
Douglas: “…”
Me: “…”
Douglas: “Yeah. That’s why I haven’t blocked him, either.”
I wish we were bonding over something a little less unapologetically neurotic, but it’s nice to be on the same page.
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