Bottoms Up

Customer: [waving at the solvents] “You’re not supposed to drink these.”

Me: “No. That would be bad.”

Customer: “They make your mouth go numb.”

Me: “I… really don’t need to know how you know that.”

Customer: “And then you throw up.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “They don’t taste good, either.”

It’s moments like this that make me understand how the Tide Pod Challenge became a thing.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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