Keystone Not Included

Customer: “You know, I have a friend who could make anything in here. I mean, it would cost the same as buying it, except he would do it for free.”

I am in love with this daring new economic model. Effective immediately, everything in the store is a gift with purchase, and all you’ll have to pay is the price.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

One thought on “Keystone Not Included”

  1. Basically, what I heard from that is, “While I still have to pay for the cost of materials, I don’t consider the time and effort my friend puts into handcrafting anything worth paying for.” Which makes Customer not just an asshole, but a complete anal prolapse.


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