Customer: [inspecting a bicast leather paddle] “Is this an effective toy?”
Me: “Yes. Even though it’s small, it has a good sting to it.”
Customer: “But not if you were using it on somebody wrapped in cellophane.”
Me: “…”
Customer: [clearly waiting for an answer]
Me: “Okay… yeah, that would probably cushion the blows…”
Customer: [smirking victoriously] “Yeah. I thought so.”
I’m pretty sure he meant to say clingwrap, which in turn would mean he was talking about mummification. However, if I’m wrong, and he really is into covering people with cellophane, then we’ve got an as-yet unidentified fetish to name. I vote we call it “gift-basketing.”
clingwrap is also called cellophane, even if that is technically incorrect
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Is it? I’ve never heard of clingwrap referred to as cellophane. They are two very different products (in that cellophane is not clingy). Maybe it’s a regional thing. *shrugs*
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Isn’t it a violation of some sacred blogger oath to mention the same musical twice in a month, no matter how Fosse-tacular?
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I so legitimately wondered if anyone was going to catch that…
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