Sing Out, John C. Reilly

Customer: [inspecting a bicast leather paddle] “Is this an effective toy?”

Me: “Yes. Even though it’s small, it has a good sting to it.”

Customer: “But not if you were using it on somebody wrapped in cellophane.”

Me: “…”

Customer: [clearly waiting for an answer]

Me: “Okay… yeah, that would probably cushion the blows…”

Customer: [smirking victoriously] “Yeah. I thought so.”

I’m pretty sure he meant to say clingwrap, which in turn would mean he was talking about mummification. However, if I’m wrong, and he really is into covering people with cellophane, then we’ve got an as-yet unidentified fetish to name. I vote we call it “gift-basketing.”

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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