Speak Up, Louise

Customer 1: “Is your boyfriend ignoring us?”

Customer 2: “Nah. I just cum in his ear a lot, so he doesn’t hear good.”

Me: [under my breath] “And in return, he cums on your grammar.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Yes?”

Customer: “…”


Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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