Sound Off

Customer: “So I was just looking at your urethral invasion kit.”

Me: “Um… yes, the sounding rods.”

Customer: “Yeah, those. Are they available individually?”

Me: “I’m afraid not. We only sell them as a set.”

Customer: “Ah, okay. I bought a rod at a different shop, and it looked smooth, but it actually turned out to be pretty abrasive…”

I’m sure there’s more to this conversation, but there seems to be a gap in my memory. Maybe it’ll all come back to me once I stop screaming.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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