Customer: “Hello! I’d like a bottle of poppers, please.”
Me: “Well, we don’t sell poppers, but we do carry a fine selection of solvents and polish removers.”
Customer: “Oh. That’s right! I forgot. Okay. Um… I would like… a bottle of… furniture cleaner?”
The moral of this story is that if I ever start my own solvent company, I’m going to call it Amish Pride. Our signature scents will be Walnut, Maple, and Rumspringa.
You have no idea how much I want to design the logo/packaging for this.
ARTISANAL. HAND-CRAFTED.
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We’re coming for you, Double Scorpio.
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