Customer 1: [over his shoulder to Customer 2, who’s walking into the store behind him] “Hey, this is the place where you stole all that shi–”
[He turns and sees me behind the counter.]
Me: “Hi.”
Customer 1: “…”
Customer 2: “Uh… that was actually in Atlanta.”
And then he took Customer 1 on a tour of the shop and pointed out every product that he definitely legitimately purchased from us using money. I appreciate that he seems to have turned his life around, but on the off chance any fetishwear salespeople from Georgia are reading this, I can totally ID the guy who stole all your shit.
well, you know, they say they like to return to the scene of the crime
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