But I’m Not Holding My Breath

Customer: “Do you carry those fragranced poppers?”

Me: “Actually, we’re not allowed to sell-”

Customer: “Oh! Sorry! Wrong word!”

Me: [relieved] “No problem.”

Customer: “Do you carry those scented poppers?”

Here’s hoping 2019 is the Year of Everyone Instinctively Understanding Why We Have to Call Them Solvents.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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