Customer 1: “I want a paddle. Do they have paddles here?”
Customer 2: [noticing a textured silicone paddle on the back counter] “Here’s one.”
Customer 1: “Huh.” [to me] “Is this a good paddle?”
Me: “It’s a very good paddle.”
Customer 1: “Well, what’s so special about it? Is it magic?”
Me: “I certainly think so.”
Customer 1: [smirking] “Oh, yeah? What’s its magical power?”
Me: “It’ll turn you into my bitch.”
Customer 1: “…”
Customer 2: “I’ll take it.”
As previously mentioned, I am rarely witty when I need to be, so here’s to mouthing off with proper timing for a change. The fact that I got a sale out of it is just gravy.
Marjorie's Forgeries 
so, does that mean customer 2 was flirting with you? or did he want to turn customer 1 into his bitch?
the world may never know
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He was totally flirting with me. But that is a story for another time. 😉
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Awesome!!!
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