A Tale That Begins with a Beet

[One year ago today in Chicago, IL…]

Me: “Hey, could I borrow your lighter?”

Him: “Sure.”

Me: “Thanks. I’m Thomas, by the way.”

Him: “I’m Ben.”

The Universe: [cracks knuckles]

And the rest, as they say, is a Tom Robbins novel.


Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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