Boss: “Hey, look who’s back! How did the periodontist appointment go? How do you feel?”
Me: “I feel like I now have a pretty good idea of how long I could hold out during an interrogation.”
Everyone Else in the Staff Meeting: “…”
In retrospect, I probably should’ve just given a thumbs up and acted like my mouth was still numb.
honesty is the best policy
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