Customer: “Do the colors of these pup hoods mean the same things as the colors in the Hanky Code?”
Me: “Not really. I mean, a pup could wear a certain color hood to display interest in a particular kink or fetish, but a lot of people are just partial to one color or another. Whether or not someone’s flagging a hanky is the only sure way to tell what they’re into.”
Customer: “Oh. So a pup wearing a red hood wouldn’t necessarily be into fisting.”
Me: “Correct.”
Customer: “But if a pup were into fisting, would that make him a puppet?”
Me: “…”
Customer: “…”
Me: “Get out of my shop.”
I mean, is he wrong?
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HOW DARE–
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I’d be more pissed that I didn’t think of it myself!
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