Customer 1: [eyeing the solvents display] “How does Amsterdam compare to Pig Sweat?”
Me: “They’re similar in strength, although some people feel that the Pig Sweat is a little stronger.”
Customer 2: “Mmm. My bootyhole just went ‘Oooh!'”
Customer 1: “We know. We heard it. Four ping-pong balls just shot out of you.”
It’s a good thing I’ve got all these paddles, I guess. Just need to figure out what the point value would be if I manage to hit one back in.
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