Devil of a Notary

Although my friend Sarah strongly counseled against it, I went ahead and re-rebranded my mobile notary business. Please welcome into the world of professional witnessing…

Caducifer Notary and Officiant Services!

The backstory is that I wasn’t paying enough attention to renewal notices when I went through that depression last summer, and unfortunately, got poached. Caducifer feels a little more evolved to me, though, plus it reminds me of Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle, who had just about the coolest name in the history of third-party designation. (Second only to Moosifer, a dearly departed Savannah cat with whom I had epic food ownership battles during a house-sitting gig awhile back. I miss him. At a distance.)

My standard-issue pitch to follow: If you’re in or around Houston and suddenly realize you need something notarized at an ungodly hour, just give me a holler, and I’ll come a-runnin’. I look forward to both being of service and not judging you if you’re in your pajamas.

ETA: My Zazzle shop is still open, in case you want a DomTopNotary memento or two before I firebomb the place and start over. All proceeds go to… well, me. But I’m definitely worth the occasional kickback.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

One thought on “Devil of a Notary”

  1. That sucks about the DomTopNotary URL getting poached. I had a similar issue happen to the old Cupcake Witchery URL (although I had walked away from the Cupcake Witchery brand before the URL expired, I had meant to renew the URL for another year as a redirect for all the people who kept messaging me saying “where did your site go?”). Interestingly, I went to the old DTN URL and it came up with an Asian gambling(?) site, which is what CW ended up as for a while, too. Did you have it through WordPress? I think WordPress sells all their expired URLs to these Asian gambling websites as punishment to their consumers for not renewing. “You think you’re better than WordPress? Well, all your readers’ bookmarks are going to this random BS. Who’s laughing now?”

    Sorry, I went off on a tangent. Anyway, I dig the Caducifer rebrand. Fun Science Fact: Caducifer is also a genus of sea snails. All those pretty, pretty shells.

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