Customer: “Hey, Thomas.”
Me: “Hello.”
Customer: “Oh! Sorry. I mean, hey, Thumper.”
Me: “No apologies necessary. I pretty much answer to anything at this point.”
Customer: “Okay. Hey, asshole.”
Yeah, I kinda walked into that one. But I’ll add it to my tragically expanding list of Nicknames For All Occasions anyway.
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