Apathetically Yours

Customer 1: [looking around at all the leather] “Ugh. Nothing turns me off quicker than leather.”

Customer 2: “[gesturing frantically at me] “Oh, my God, be quiet! You’ll hurt his feelings.”

It’s honestly a little endearing that he thinks I still have feelings.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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