I Grew Them Both Myself

Customer: “You have a very nice beard.”

Me: “Well, thank you.”

Customer: “It looks really good with your forehead.”

Me: “…”

And then he tipped me a dollar.

My beard kind of feels like a prostitute now, but my forehead totally feels like a capitalist.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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