Customer: “Can I take a picture in here?”
Me: “Well…”
[Ed. note: I’m usually pretty non-negotiable about people taking pictures in the store, because a) I want to protect the privacy of the other shoppers, and b) I’m not running a damn side show, Sparky.]
Customer: “See, I’ve got this man — married, Salvadorian — and I bought him a cock ring and gave him Viagra, and he was hooked. So I’m his Sex Goddess, right?”
Me: “…”
Customer: “But now his wife wants to know where he’s learning all these tricks.”
[extended silence]
Customer: “So… can I take a picture?”
Me: “With my blessing.”
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