So this went down a couple of weeks ago:
Customer: [pointing at a can of Maximum Impact]: “What is that?”
Customer: “Um, no.”
Nuke: “Then you don’t need that.”
Nuke related this story to the rest of the Forge staff, and we all commended him on his quick wit, and secretly I was like, “I’ma totally steal this.”
And then this went down last night:
Customer: [pointing at a can of Maximum Impact]: “What is that?”
Me: [confidently] “Are you into fisting?”
Customer: “FISTING?!? EWWWW!!!”
Me: “Whoa, easy there…”
Customer: “WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME ABOUT FISTING?!?”
Me: “Well… people who are into fisting sometimes buy Max Impact…”
Customer: “PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT?!?”
Me: “Uh… yeah… some people do…”
Customer: “WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT?!?”
Me: “I… um…”
Customer: “EWWWW!!!”
Conclusion(s): I will never make fetch happen. It is also time to abandon my dream of becoming a crisis negotiator.
Marjorie's Forgeries 
I think that customer’s kink is extreme reactions producing awkward exchanges. I’m sure it totally gets him hard.
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