Preppy Customer: [holding a black leather harness] “Do you have this in coral?” *giggle smirk giggle*
Me: “Right this way!”
Preppy Customer: “…”
Don’t even try to come for me on my own playground, twinkie.
You will learn.
These hands are coral.
Reef-tinted Madness
Marjorie's Forgeries 
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