Reef-tinted Madness

Preppy Customer: [holding a black leather harness] “Do you have this in coral?” *giggle smirk giggle*

Me: “Right this way!”

Preppy Customer: “…”

Don’t even try to come for me on my own playground, twinkie.

You will learn.

These hands are coral.



Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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