Pay No Attention to the Battle of Wills Behind the Curtain

Customer: [holding various accessories] “May I try these on?”

Me: “Sure. The dressing room is right behind these curtains.”

Customer: [unbuttoning pants] “Oh, you can leave those open…”

And I smiled brightly and whipped them shut like a Disney villain’s cape.

He didn’t find anything wearable he liked, but he did buy a travel-size container of leather-scented personal lubricant. I asked him if he needed a bag, and he was like, “Nah, I’m going to try it out right now,” and then he came back into the store 10 minutes later and gave me a thumbs up.

I feel like we broke even in the thwarting each other department.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

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