If we’re in the red, just forget the green

Customer: [on cellphone] “Hey, just calling to see where you are. I know you don’t have any money, because I spent it all.”

If anything, you gotta admire the honesty in this relationship. I do wish he’d made this call after leaving the store, but only because knowing a customer has no money is like Kryptonite to my uncanny link-selling abilities.