Me: [answering the phone at my day job] “Good morning, thank you for calling [redacted].”

Homeowner: “Hello. I have a document that I’m supposed to get notarized and return to my community’s manager, and I’ve heard…” [she lowers her voice] “… I’ve heard that your company has a notary on site.”

Me: “We do. In fact… I am that notary.”

Homeowner: *gasp*

I have no clue why this call devolved into melodrama so quickly, but nonetheless, I feel downright beguiling, you guys.

Author: Thumper (MJ)

Thumper Marjorie Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a devout Discordian, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public

2 thoughts on “Teleno(tary)vela”

  1. Between this and the earlier “Hello! I’m a Notary!” story, IT IS YOUR DESTINY to do this for a living, full-time.

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