Me: [answering the phone at my day job] “Good morning, thank you for calling [redacted].”
Homeowner: “Hello. I have a document that I’m supposed to get notarized and return to my community’s manager, and I’ve heard…” [she lowers her voice] “… I’ve heard that your company has a notary on site.”
Me: “We do. In fact… I am that notary.”
Homeowner: *gasp*
I have no clue why this call devolved into melodrama so quickly, but nonetheless, I feel downright beguiling, you guys.
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the notary is calling from inside the building. *cue dramatic music*
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Between this and the earlier “Hello! I’m a Notary!” story, IT IS YOUR DESTINY to do this for a living, full-time.
How may we help?
–Brian
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