I Am a Terrible Multi-tasker

I totally meant to post this a couple of months ago, but guess what, y’all?



Back in January, I was picked up as a columnist for Patheos Pagan. Long story short, I told them I wanted to write about Discordianism, Chaos Magic, Traditional Wicca, and 12-Step Recovery, and they were like, “Eh, why not?” and gave me a blog:

The challenge is that I’m contractually obligated to put up at least two new posts a week, which requires a lot more effort than I’m used to. But I moved some of my witchier posts from this platform over to that one, and I’ve managed to bang out a whole bunch of fresh content, so yeah, I am doing it. And people seem to enjoy what I’ve been writing, and I’ve only gotten like two hateful comments so far. So that’s heartening.

I have not spent much time at the Forge much lately (everything’s awesome there, by the way; I just haven’t been on the schedule), but I promise I will add new leathery anecdotes as quickly as I can. In the meantime, you can follow Patheos Me on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, and in return, I will let you know the second a drunk straight girl has a solvent-induced breakdown in front of me.

Author: Thumper

Thumper (Horkos) Marjorie Splitfoot Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a Discordian Episkopos, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public.

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