I, too, am a Veronica.

Rok: [addressing some of the the Bayou City Pups“I love my dead gay son.”

Me: “OOOH, HEATHERS!!!

Everyone in the bar under 30: [blank stare]

You know what? Kids today will never understand classic cinema. Damn whippersnappers.

They are not very.

Author: Thumper

Thumper (Horkos) Marjorie Splitfoot Forge is a Gardnerian High Priest, an initiate of the Minoan Brotherhood, a Discordian Episkopos, a recovering alcoholic, and a notary public.

5 thoughts on “I, too, am a Veronica.”

  1. “What your damage, Heather?” In 9th or 10th grade, I dated a guy from another school whose voice sounded just like Christian Slater, so when we talked on the phone, I secretly pretended that’s who I was dating. For all you whippersnappers, it’s on Hulu right now.

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